Saturday, September 20, 2008

The 'What Ifs'

50. What if music never existed?
49. What if I was actually a crazy person and turned to the person next to me and stabbed them in the neck with a pen?
48. What if there were no races, religions, or nationalities?
47. What if a bridge collapsed over the highway while I was driving over it?
46. What if we all blew up in 20 seconds?
45. What if every conspiracy theory ever was 100% true?
44. What if music sounds like total crap to animals?
43. What if being a homicidal killer is actually a completely natural thing?
42. What if humans are not really at the top of the food chain?
41. What if everyone was happy all the time?
40. What if love doesn't really exist and it's just something we made up and passed down from generation to generation?
39. What if we are like a giant dollhouse for some huger existence that just plays with us all day long?
38. What if you're sitting in the waiting room?
37. What if we disproved the existence of God?
36. What if Master Chief never stopped the covenant?
35. What if the Higgs Boson exists?
34. What if you find out you're adopted 10 years from now?
What if there is no moleman?
33. What if the LHC makes a giant black hole and everyone dies?
32. What if what if?
30. What if money sprouts legs and starts a legitimate dictatorship consisting of all the money in the world and we were slaves that ate dirt? 
29. What if Nathan Gallagher didn't like Radiohead?
28. What if Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are actually secretly gay lovers?
27. What if no one was allowed to leave their house ever?
26. What if you can walk down the street free of suggestion?
25. What if anyone cared what my 'what ifs' are? 
24. What if the smallest event in your life changed the course of the rest of your life drastically and you never knew?
23. What if nothing ever changes?
22. What if people never followed a stereotype?
21. What if the Twin Towers were still standing?
20. What if no one ever cared about anything. Ever?
19. What if everyone that believes in the existence of heaven goes there and it turns out to be so boring because everything is perfect?
18. What if fully functional AI existed, and it successfully mated with a human?
17. What if all the stars exploded at once?
16. What if everyone realized that everything we do is completely pointless because we're all going to die anyway?
15. What if you were sitting in your house typing your 'What if' questions and a stray bullet came through and killed you?
14. What if hurricanes happened because it's natures way of keeping the population under control?
13. What if I only had 12 more questions to write? Oh wait.
12. What if I never did this assignment?
11. What if I had never met any of the people I consider to be my best friends?
10. What if I lived a completely different life and had been born in another country?
9. What if the world will only be around for a few more years?
8. What if brushing your teeth didn't really matter and they only tell you to do it to make jobs and so dentists can make money?
7. What if there was someone hiding underneath your car when you got out and they sliced your achilles tendons and mugged you?
6. What if you got stuck inside a water tower?
5. What if something was too cute?
4. What if everyone was a product of a schizophrenic person's imagination?
3. What if everyone was completely confident of themselves?
2. What if we never had to sleep?
1. What if all land was water, and water was land?


3 comments:

j.nick said...

"What if you were sitting in your house typing your 'What if' questions and a stray bullet came through and killed you?"

Every time i hear something that remotely resembles a gun shot i flinch. I worry about that all the time.

CuteLilDeadGirl said...

It's actually almost happened to someone I know! He was sitting in the bathroom and one of his brothers guns went off on accident from the other room and went through the bathroom. o_O
Could have killed him!

j.nick said...

That's scary business. They should know not to keep loaded guns around.
So, last night I was on my back porch smoking and I heard a 'gunshot' in the distance so I leaned back towards the house to 'avoid' it's path. Then I started thinking that if it was going to hit me, I would be shot before I heard it anyway.